i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
yeah and? 200 years ago they had oil paintings
life goes on